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Toxic Beer

by Bullock, Simon

If you are a fan of Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, I think you may like my new book Toxic Beer. Read a short synopsis: It's an ordinary Day for Unemployed Computer engineer Sid Ramsbottom or so he thought. Until he gets a phone call from one of his father's old business associates informing him that the old man had been found dead floating in a large Vat of Beer. Accompanied by two scantily dressed polish pole dancers Bronya & Brigid, along with their three performing sheep Lulu. Brittany and Michela. Much to Sid's surprise, it seems his old man has left him a small fortune. Before Sid has a chance to enjoy this unexpected windfall, he is abducted by a group of alcoholic aliens who are on the run from the intergalactic police in a stolen spaceship that pumps out toxic waste that tastes like Beer.

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  • Format: Trade Paperback
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  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • ISBN-13: 9798596745597
  • Publication Year: 2021
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HPB condition ratings
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  • Fine/Like New (F): Book may have been read. Looks new and has no defects. May show remainder marks. Used textbooks do not come with supplemental materials.
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