HPB Flagship 5803 E Northwest HWY Dallas, TX 75231
Store Hours:
Monday 9 AM -10 PM
Tuesday 9 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -10 PM
Thursday 9 AM -10 PM
Friday 9 AM -10 PM
Saturday 9 AM -10 PM
Sunday 9 AM -10 PM
HPB Preston Village 13388 Preston Rd Dallas, TX 75240
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Richardson Heights 100 S Central Expwy Richardson, TX 75080
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Garland 3085 N George Bush Fwy Garland, TX 75040
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Plano 2440 Preston Rd Plano, TX 75093
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Las Colinas 7631 N MacArthur Blvd Irving, TX 75063
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Lewisville 420 E FM 3040 Lewisville, TX 75067
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Frisco 3221 Preston Rd Frisco, TX 75034
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Rockwall 959 E I-30 Rockwall, TX 75087
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB McKinney 3190 S Central Expwy McKinney, TX 75070
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 PM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Bedford 713 Harwood Rd Bedford, TX 76021
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB South Arlington 2211 S Cooper St Arlington, TX 76013
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Watauga 7620 Denton Hwy Watauga, TX 76148
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Mansfield 1551 Hwy 287 N Mansfield, TX 76063
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -6 PM
Wednesday 12 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
"Ranks among the best of Christopher Moore and Terry Pratchett."--Chuck Wendig
"When you put two authors of this high caliber together, expect fireworks. Or at least laughs. What a hoot "--Terry Brooks
Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told.
This is not that fairy tale.
There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened.
And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.
There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar "happily ever after" that ever once-upon-a-timed.
Praise for Kill the Farm Boy
"A rollicking fantasy adventure that upends numerous genre tropes in audacious style . . . a laugh-out-loud-funny fusion of Monty Python-esque humor and whimsy la Terry Pratchett's Discworld."--Kirkus Reviews
"Dawson and Hearne's reimagining of a traditional fairy tale is reminiscent of William Goldman's The Princess Bride and William Steig's Shrek Irreverent, funny, and full of entertaining wordplay, this will keep readers guessing until the end."--Library Journal
"Will have you laughing out loud until strangers begin to look at you oddly."--SyFy
"A smart comedy . . . nuanced, complicated, and human."--Tordotcom
" Delilah Dawson and Kevin Hearne] make fun of the typical 'white male power fantasies, ' and in that, they succeed, with their heroes all characters of color and/or falling somewhere under the LGBTQ umbrella."--Publishers Weekly