HPB West Lane Avenue 1389 W Lane Ave Columbus, OH 43221
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Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
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Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Carriage Place 2642 Bethel Rd Columbus, OH 43220
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Westerville 561 S State St Westerville, OH 43081
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Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Reynoldsburg 8107 E Broad St Reynoldsburg, OH 43068
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -8 PM
Saturday 10 AM -8 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB NorthPointe Plaza 100 Meadow Park Ave Lewis Center, OH 43035
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
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In preparation for a talk I was to give in my synagogue
on the first section of Genesis--the one in which God
creates the world in 6 days, including Adam and Eve,
and rests on the seventh--I printed out a scholarly essay
entitled, And God Created Humans.
My printer, however, is very old and with every exertion,
wheezes like a coal miner might after 40 years in the mine,
which seems like something I could say about myself, climbing
a staircase or running to catch a bus, though I can't remember
the last time I took a bus. But I'm straying from the point,
which is the ink did not transfer smoothly to the paper
and the resulting smear and shadow obscured some of
the words, such that it appeared the title of the essay
was no longer, And God Created Humans.
Rather, it read, And God Created Hummus.